People are always asking how they can be successful. They want to know how to be successful and rich in an instant without doing any work for it. They want everything but are not will to do anything to get it. So I thought that instead of a how to get successful list you may like to see what you have to do or a currently doing to not be successful
1. Do nothing
This is an easy one. Don’t do anything at all. Sit around watch TV, play computer games and just waste time. It doesn’t get any harder than that. While you may laugh at this, many people that ask how they are to be successful continue to do nothing. Doing nothing will always stop you from being successful. If you break this rule and do something, be careful you could accidently be successful.
2. Whinge
Whingers are the best. They complain about everything, and its never their fault. They whinge that it’s to hot, to cold, to bright, to dark, to whatever. Nothing is ever good enough for them. They think that they shouldn’t have to do anything. They also believe that everybody has been given opportunities and that they would have been successful if only they had been given the opportunity. They don’t realise that they have to create opportunities.
3. Don’t ask for help
Be very cautious on this one. Asking for help to do something is the quickest way of getting things done. You don’t want that. Remember your trying to not be successful here. Asking for help will only get the job done quicker. It may also bring you to the attention of your bosses that you are not afraid to ask for help or advice and that you may be a go getter. So if you have a problem continue to work on it by yourself. Also it helps to whinge to, that will really make you look unsuccessful.
4. Blame other people
This one is good. Remember it’s never your fault, no matter what you did. You have to avoid responsibility at all costs. Think about it, if you say that it’s up to you to make sure your life goes right, then you have to take responsibility for you own actions. That’s a pathway to success. Blame other people as much as you can. It is their fault that you’re fat and lazy. They made you fat and lazy by going out working hard and taking that great job/girl/house/car or whatever away from you. They were your birth right. How dare they through success in your face like that.
5. Be selfish
Whatever you do, don’t share what you have with anybody. Keep it all to yourself, especially your knowledge and time. If you start sharing what you know with your friends or work colleges your may gain the attention of somebody in power. You may be seen a person that is a bit of a go getter. You may ever been seen as smart and helpful. You deffinately don’t want that. Those type of people get promoted. They become successful. So keep everything to yourself. Hoard if you have to, but let the people around struggle.
6. Reinvent the wheel
Here is one of the best time wasters available. Recreate what someone has already done. This way you can promote just how unsuccessful you can really be. You not asking for help, you can whinge and you can blame others for making you do this all at the same time. So next time you need to do something, ignore what others have done and redo it all again. Plus if you do it right you can do it poorly.
So there it is in a nice and easy nut shell. Do nothing, Whinge, Don’t ask for help, Blame other people, Be selfish, Reinvent the wheel. If you follow these guidelines you should be able to spend the rest of your life successfully never having anything you ever wanted. Mind you if you follow this guide properly you should not take my advice, whinge that I even wrote it and even try to rewrite it better, or simply just ignore it and do nothing.
Terry Shadwell
