P.S. From Santa With Love
Two months out of the year I have a very special
job working as a Virtual Assistant for Santa Claus.
You see, he has so many elves working for him, he
just doesn't have room enough for all the extra
mail room help he needs at Christmastime.
So, I'm blessed to be one of his 'Special Helpers'
each year. It's my job to help him answer his mail.
Of course he reads each and every letter he receives
and he would never dream of letting someone else sign
his letters to the children, but there are so many
other things that I can help him with.
I'm a printing, stamping and embossing specialist!
It's a very important job! And I don't even have
to transfer to the North Pole to do it! It's all
done virtually nowadays - with a little Christmas magic
mixed in of course!
The absolute best part of my job is reading the
P.S. messages that Santa leaves on the letters.
Here are some examples:
~A bad attitude a day will keep Santa away!
~Yes, I do know where Grandma lives and trust me,
I haven't delivered presents to the the wrong
house yet!
~Thank you for the cookies you left me last year.
And Rudolf really liked the carrots!
~No, I cannot give your little brother to another
family for Christmas.
~I'm sorry sweetie, Santa's Workshop doesn't
stock Snoop Dog.
~Santa is glad to hear that you haven't pinched
your sister in the back seat of the car lately
but how about you stop making faces at her too?
Santa sees these things you know.
~Yes, I know you asked for a Pony last year -
but you live in an apartment and I felt that
the Hampster would be a better fit.
Kelly McCausey (AKA 'Santa's Virtual Assistant')
is a single Mom who loves children, reindeer and elves.
http://www.letter-from-santa-claus.com(Please use 'Letter From Santa' in the link text!)
