So I am sitting here thinking about the wonders of Miami Beach. It is so warm, the chicks are so hot, and the hookers are so bad! The best part about this town is that girls from around the world flock to its sunny streets looking for a quick buck or a free ride, which most have little trouble finding. It is always amusing to see the girls that come from this type of environment and compare them to "normal" girls. It really takes a real pro to play the game effectively on South Beach and sadly it is all about money. To achieve true greatness on the beach you need a nice car, a nicer condo, and an even nicer bank account. I have seen men ruin themselves trying to make it in this game because the competition is fierce! First, this area attracts guys with cash; there is seemingly no shortage of it. Second, even the guys with no money make up for it with brutal Latino machismo; I'm talking about yelling from their bicycles at wild hotties who would rather kill the tea-cup poodle jammed under their arms before they even look at their harassers. And as if this was not enough, it's actually the girls who have the tightest game of all. If they want it they can get it.
