There seems to be a never-ending stream of gurus and experts coming out of the woodwork to advise you on relationships. Whether you read something like 'Dear Abby' because you are seeking it, or you just happen to be watching TV, then you can be sure throughout your day you will be told by countless people how to make your relationship work. If only all the advice was good, most of it makes your relationship worse! I bet you already know that America has one of the highest divorce rates in the world? Sadly the rate is around 50%, that is one in every two first-time married couples get divorced! That number increases with second and third-time marriages.

In this article, instead of focusing on how to make a relationship work, we are going to look at how to make one fail. There are three easy to follow steps involved, and each one will lead you closer to disaster. But there is hope! By truly understanding how to make something fail then you can also understand how to make it a success, then perhaps one day you will be someone who can give really good advice out to help people.

Step #1:

Go home every night and do the same thing, over and over again. Fall into a routine, and never change it up. It's easy to do. Just make sure you take your partner for granted. Just recognise that they are the luckiest person in the world to be with you, so now you don't have to do any real work.

The first step may take a few months to kick in, but you have loads of time. Leech all the romance and passion right out of the heart of the relationship, and then step quickly onto step 2.

Step #2:

Do fun things...but exclude your significant other. Make it seem as though your partner plays second fiddle to your friends. Sure, you'll do something with your partner, but only if your friends have nothing better to offer.

If your partner decides to take your time up by having a birthday on a night you go out, then make sure you go out with your friends. You'll probably have more fun with them, than hanging out by candlelight with your partner, right? Remark on every hot guy or girl that passes by you in his or her presence. You could even drool a little bit for best effect.

Make your other half feel worthless, retched and unimportant, then move proudly onto step 3.

Step #3:

You've made it! You're relationship is now on the verge of collapse. Your partner is bored and full of self-doubt. You are finally free to feel good about lying and cheating. After all, it's all about you.

Make telling lies a habit. If he or she is nagging you about not spending enough time with them, just make an excuse. Make up some story about working late on some big project when really you are out with someone hot from the office you know they are insanely jealous about. Once he or she finds out what you're really doing, it's sure to end your relationship.

Not to worry. It's not like you put a whole lot of time and effort into making your relationship work anyways.

The End

If you're looking to end a relationship fast, follow these simple steps. It's as easy as 1,2,3!


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