20th October 2009
Your house plants are alive, and you can’t smoke any of them.
You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
You watch the Weather Channel.
...
20th October 2009
Here i am sitting in my office @ night…
Thinking hard about life
How it changed from a maverick college life to strict professional life……
How tiny pocket money changed to huge monthly paychecks but then why it gives lesss happiness….
...
20th October 2009
After 2 years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not been promoted, no transfer, no salary increase no commendation and that the Company is not doing any thing about it. So he decided to walk up to his HR Manager one morning and after exchang...
20th October 2009
Teacher: History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past.
Student: Please teacher, I don’t think I want to study history.
Teacher: Why?
Student: There is no future in it.
Teacher : Ted, if your father has $1...
19th October 2009
An atheist professor of philosophy speaks to his class on the problem science has with GOD, The Almighty.
He asks one of his new students to stand and…..
Prof: So you believe in God?
Student: Absolutely, sir.
Prof : Is God good?
Stu...
19th October 2009
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position.As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs the husband asked sarcastical...
19th October 2009
Monica married Hitesh this day. At the end of the wedding party, Monica’s mother gave her a newly opened bank saving passbook. With Rs.1000 deposit amount.
Mother: ‘Monica, take this passbook. Keep it as a record of your marriage life. When there...
19th October 2009
A student asks a teacher, “What is love?” The teacher said, “in order to answer your question, go to the wheat field and choose the biggest wheat and come back.
But the rule is: you can go through them only once and cannot turn back to pick.”
...
19th October 2009
Two guys meet up in a bar. The first one asks, “Did your hear the news - Mike is dead??!!!” “Whoa, what the hell happened to him?”
“Well he was on his way over to my house the other day and when he arrived outside the house he didn’t brake ...
19th October 2009
1. If time doesn’t wait for you, don’t worry!
Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!
2. Expecting the world to treat u fairly coz u r a good person is like
expecting the lion not to attack u coz u r a vegetarian.
3. Beaut...
19th October 2009
Get Access to Blocked Attachments in Outlook
To gain access to blocked attachments in Outlook:
· Select Run… from the Start menu.
· Type “regedit”.
· Hit Return.
· Travel down to this key: HKEY_CURR...
19th October 2009
Once, a dog lost his way deep into the jungle.
He almost fainted to see a lion coming straight to him at a very near distant.
“I will be dead today”, thought he.
There were some bones lying over there.
He turned his back towards lion and s...
19th October 2009
Mr. Sharma comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck:
“I have great news: I’m a month overdue. I think we’re going to have a baby!
The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we can’t tell anybod...
19th October 2009
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife good-bye and said, ‘Well, I’m off now. The man should be here soon.’
Ha...
19th October 2009
A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE ! There are six floors and the at...
