When the Wall Street Journal begins to panic over the actions of their numero uno protégé George Bush you know that we’re in deep doo doo. When the Wall Street Journal starts sounding like Dennis Kucinich and Arianna Huffington at an Impeachment Party...

Yesterday evening by a lake in Crawford, Texas, George Bush and Leona Lewis serenaded Jenna Bush with “Bleeding Love” as Jenna and Henry Hager said their “I Do’s”. In an apparent shot at John McCain for not voting for him in 2000, the ceremony w...

This afternoon Pope Benedict XVI addressed the United Nations minutes from ground zero and called for religious freedom. Pope Benedict, wearing his brand new white Prada yarmulkah told the ambassadors of Earth’s 200 countries, “I call upon the people ...

Just as the GOP were winding up to paint Barack Obama as Osama bin Laden, the entire Jeremiah Wright fiasco has proven Barack Obama to be a baptised Christian who donated $20,000 to his Christian Church of 20 years last year. The Lord works in mysterious ...

Seeing the tide of hope and change wash them away, good friends Hillary Clinton and John McCain teamed up in Ohio and attacked Barack Obama with religious and color racism. Hillary Clinton, Bill Clinton and John McCain took the gloves off and lynched Bar...

A sixty five year old woman named Nancy smoked a pack of cigarettes a day for 45 years. Then one day she began to cough up blood and suffer chest pains which were dull, aching and persistent. Her family doctor sent her for chest X-Rays and the radiologist...

A perfecta is a bet at the racetrack in which you win if you correctly pick the first and second place finishers in the right order. A trifecta is when you get the first three in the right order. Gamblers use all sorts of tricks to oustsmart the track, in...

President George Bush decided to surge, to send more troops to Iraq. His top two Generals told him that this would be a bad idea. President Bush proceeded to fire them and replace them with General David Petraeus, a man whose own boss Admiral William Fall...

This week while America was busy obsessing over Paris Hilton, Larry Craig and Britney Spears, Kim Jong-il agreed to dismantle North Korea’s nuclear program, officially end the Korean War, and economically unite with South Korea, in perhaps the greatest ...

According to the Big Bang Theory, this present version of the Universe came into being 15 billion years ago. The Earth came into being 5 billion years ago. Chi Chi Rodriguez was born 72 years ago into a poor Puerto Rican family with 5 brothers and sisters...

A wise woman once said, “He who knows everything knows nothing.” 2 billion Christians, 1 billion Muslims and 18 million Jews believe that their Holy Bibles, including the books of the Prophets are the word of God of Mount Sinai, but if you told any on...

The 85 year old black hatted black coated long white bearded Jewish born Rabbi and Messiah of Christianity and Islam shouted out from the cross, “The truth shall set you free!” The occupying rooster hatted Roman Soldier shouted back, “I’d like to ...

A woman goes to her doctor for a mammogram. The test reveals a cancerous tumour but her doctor decides not to tell her. Two weeks ago 71 year old tenor Luciano Pavorotti was recording an album of religious songs when he went to the hospital with a fever. ...

Lindsay Lohan today is retching her guts out and cleaning toilets at the Cirque Lodge Rehabilitation Center in Orem, Utah. Having chased and caught the American Dream of fame, fortune, movie and music stardom Lindsay was left with a painful empty feeling ...

Cheat. Lie. Intimidate. These are the true fundamentals of golf. If George W. Bush shoots a 7 on the par 5 9th hole and his playing partner Rex W. Tillerson the CEO of Exxon Mobil asks the President of the United States of America what he shot, George W. ...