17th November 2006
Tagline: When the Earth Spits Out the Dead, They Will Rise to Suck the Blood of the Living.
The other night, I dreamed of the perfect movie. It was a strange dream, because the perfect movie starred Mia Farrow's sister and a guy who looked a bit like J...
16th November 2006
Tagline: Evil Has a New Enemy.
When I think of off-the-wall horror/comedy films, rarely do the French spring to mind. But that's exactly where this guilty pleasure of a movie originates from. Featuring an international cast, Bloody Mallory aims for ...
16th November 2006
Tagline: You are who you eat.
I've always been a sucker for movies that are a bit outside the norm. Hell, who am I kidding? I love movies that are way outside the norm. Sure, most of them may be doomed to box office failure and critical ridicule, bu...
15th November 2006
Comic book films are all the rage these days. Ever since movies like X-Men, Blade and Spider-Man conquered the box office, Hollywood execs have been scrambling to mine the latest hot property from the printed page. When done correctly, these films captu...
03rd September 2006
Tagline: Nothing says goodbye like a bullet.
When I hear the name Elliott Gould, the word tough-guy doesn't immediately spring to mind. No, I tend to think of his roles in films like MASH, Ocean's Eleven and Capricorn One. So imagine my surprise when I...
19th August 2006
Tagline: The Best in the Business is Back in the Game.
There's something inherently thrilling about watching the hero of an action movie defy the conventional rules which govern our mundane world. Whether it's sliding down an elevator shaft, fightin...
13th August 2006
High Tension (2003)
Tagline: "Hearts will bleed."
Every time I go to the video store, I'm assaulted by a new wave of low-budget horror flicks. Many have slick packaging and can boast either an award or critical praise, while others look like they...
28th July 2006
The Devil's Rejects (2005)
Tagline: "A Tale of Murder, Mayhem, and Revenge."
Sequels are a tricky proposition for most filmmakers. Often, whatever magic existed in the first film is lost by the time the second hits the screen. This is not the c...
19th July 2006
Dawn of the Dead (2004)
Tagline: "When there's no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth."
I'd like to start this review by committing horror movie blasphemy. Ready? Here goes. George Romero's original three Dead movies are overrated (I'm...
