25th May 2007
Jimmy Carter was right. George W. Bush has been the worst president! Who the hell invades a country and just brings democracy? When you go to a friend’s house for dinner, you bring a bottle of wine, some dessert, right? You don’t go to your friend...
24th May 2007
Twelve is a very mystical number. There are twelve planets in our galaxy, if you count Earth four times, five if you don’t consider Pluto to be a planet. There were twelve people (aside from Jesus) at the last supper. And there are twelve letters in ...
09th May 2007
Today is certainly a historic day for Northern Ireland as Unionists and Loyalists come together to form a single, local government. Will it work? Everyone is excited and optimistic. I hate to be a stick in the mud, but I don’t think this is going to ...
09th May 2007
Everybody knows that beinga billionaire is so 1990s. Been there. Done that. Dr. Murray Trillionaire is a leading world expert with a doctoral degree in Yiddish Country Music and the History of Medievel New Jersey. While studying for his joint degrees...
09th May 2007
When you have kids, it’s inevitable that they will have friends. And it’s inevitable that those friends will have birthdays and thus birthday parties. Between pre-school and dance class and all her other after-school activities, my five year old dau...
