http://www.articlealley.com en-us editorial@articlealley.com To be healthy and prosperous or diseased and bankrupt, that is the question. In the Democratic Debates, Senator Mike Gravel turned to Hillary Clinton and said, “Hillary, shame on you, you know that the Congress is owned lock, stock and barrel by the ... http://www.articlealley.com/article_1213266_17.html 03rd November 2009 In December of 2007 Nobel Peace Prize Winner Al Gore gave an interview to Time Magazine in which he said, “When I was in the Snow and Ice Data Center receiving a full briefing on the polar ice caps, (the North Pole used to have ice) afterwards I would t... http://www.articlealley.com/article_1093575_32.html 17th September 2009 The internet is where you go to see stuff. The internet is huge business and there are three major league teams, Google, Yahoo and MSN. Google is like the old New York Yankee dynasty. Sergey Brin and Larry Page are like Mickey Mantle and Roger Maris. Yaho... http://www.articlealley.com/article_1043438_62.html 20th August 2009 John McCain was born in Colon, Panama. In order to run for President a person must be an American. If your place of birth determines what you are, then if Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has a child in Jerusalem, then the child will be an Israeli. During the Holo... http://www.articlealley.com/article_1041258_32.html 19th August 2009 In December of 2007 Nobel Laureate Al Gore gave an interview to Time Magazine in which he said, “When I was in the Snow and Ice Data Center, receiving a full briefing on the polar ice caps, afterwards I would turn on my TV and there were two networks wi... http://www.articlealley.com/article_992217_32.html 21st July 2009 The King is dead! Long live the King! The question is, now that the King has died, where will he be spending the rest of eternity if not longer? In a 2007 interview with Time Magazine, Nobel Peace Prize winner Al Gore said, “When I was in the Snow and I... http://www.articlealley.com/article_956343_51.html 29th June 2009 The fox in “The Little Prince” said “Words are a source of misunderstanding.” Who invented words? Would we all be better off if words had never been invented? Surely without words there would be no Holy Bibles commanding the group members to kill ... http://www.articlealley.com/article_838866_32.html 27th March 2009 In dramatic irony worthy of William Shakespeare it turns out that Sarah Palin’s harshest critic was none other than John McCain. Sarah Palin stood at her debut side by side with John McCain crowing about how she had stopped the bridge to nowhere by tell... http://www.articlealley.com/article_619723_51.html 04th September 2008 George Bush, the person elected Emperor by the people of the United States twice, Nostradamus Third Antichrist maBUS, is now following Nostradamus previous two antichrists into losing their armies in Russia. When all Hell is about to break loose in the Mi... http://www.articlealley.com/article_614158_51.html 02nd September 2008 Lost in the fog of alzheimers rage dementia, John McCain has inadvetently made the point that not only is Barack Obama ready to lead America to a brighter future, but the world has already embraced Barack Obama as the long awaited for, truly loved and adm... http://www.articlealley.com/article_604532_51.html 20th August 2008 When the Wall Street Journal begins to panic over the actions of their numero uno protégé George Bush you know that we’re in deep doo doo. When the Wall Street Journal starts sounding like Dennis Kucinich and Arianna Huffington at an Impeachment Party... http://www.articlealley.com/article_559076_51.html 20th June 2008 Yesterday evening by a lake in Crawford, Texas, George Bush and Leona Lewis serenaded Jenna Bush with “Bleeding Love” as Jenna and Henry Hager said their “I Do’s”. In an apparent shot at John McCain for not voting for him in 2000, the ceremony w... http://www.articlealley.com/article_536978_48.html 15th May 2008 This afternoon Pope Benedict XVI addressed the United Nations minutes from ground zero and called for religious freedom. Pope Benedict, wearing his brand new white Prada yarmulkah told the ambassadors of Earth’s 200 countries, “I call upon the people ... http://www.articlealley.com/article_521671_51.html 25th April 2008 Just as the GOP were winding up to paint Barack Obama as Osama bin Laden, the entire Jeremiah Wright fiasco has proven Barack Obama to be a baptised Christian who donated $20,000 to his Christian Church of 20 years last year. The Lord works in mysterious ... http://www.articlealley.com/article_504051_51.html 02nd April 2008 Seeing the tide of hope and change wash them away, good friends Hillary Clinton and John McCain teamed up in Ohio and attacked Barack Obama with religious and color racism. Hillary Clinton, Bill Clinton and John McCain took the gloves off and lynched Bar... http://www.articlealley.com/article_489990_51.html 12th March 2008 A sixty five year old woman named Nancy smoked a pack of cigarettes a day for 45 years. Then one day she began to cough up blood and suffer chest pains which were dull, aching and persistent. Her family doctor sent her for chest X-Rays and the radiologist... http://www.articlealley.com/article_231319_51.html 21st October 2007 A perfecta is a bet at the racetrack in which you win if you correctly pick the first and second place finishers in the right order. A trifecta is when you get the first three in the right order. Gamblers use all sorts of tricks to oustsmart the track, in... http://www.articlealley.com/article_229832_51.html 20th October 2007 President George Bush decided to surge, to send more troops to Iraq. His top two Generals told him that this would be a bad idea. President Bush proceeded to fire them and replace them with General David Petraeus, a man whose own boss Admiral William Fall... http://www.articlealley.com/article_226849_51.html 12th October 2007 This week while America was busy obsessing over Paris Hilton, Larry Craig and Britney Spears, Kim Jong-il agreed to dismantle North Korea’s nuclear program, officially end the Korean War, and economically unite with South Korea, in perhaps the greatest ... http://www.articlealley.com/article_226165_51.html 11th October 2007 According to the Big Bang Theory, this present version of the Universe came into being 15 billion years ago. The Earth came into being 5 billion years ago. Chi Chi Rodriguez was born 72 years ago into a poor Puerto Rican family with 5 brothers and sisters... http://www.articlealley.com/article_226303_35.html 11th October 2007 A wise woman once said, “He who knows everything knows nothing.” 2 billion Christians, 1 billion Muslims and 18 million Jews believe that their Holy Bibles, including the books of the Prophets are the word of God of Mount Sinai, but if you told any on... http://www.articlealley.com/article_216579_51.html 21st September 2007 The 85 year old black hatted black coated long white bearded Jewish born Rabbi and Messiah of Christianity and Islam shouted out from the cross, “The truth shall set you free!” The occupying rooster hatted Roman Soldier shouted back, “I’d like to ... http://www.articlealley.com/article_213863_51.html 18th September 2007 A woman goes to her doctor for a mammogram. The test reveals a cancerous tumour but her doctor decides not to tell her. Two weeks ago 71 year old tenor Luciano Pavorotti was recording an album of religious songs when he went to the hospital with a fever. ... http://www.articlealley.com/article_207469_51.html 28th August 2007 Lindsay Lohan today is retching her guts out and cleaning toilets at the Cirque Lodge Rehabilitation Center in Orem, Utah. Having chased and caught the American Dream of fame, fortune, movie and music stardom Lindsay was left with a painful empty feeling ... http://www.articlealley.com/article_201183_31.html 14th August 2007 Cheat. Lie. Intimidate. These are the true fundamentals of golf. If George W. Bush shoots a 7 on the par 5 9th hole and his playing partner Rex W. Tillerson the CEO of Exxon Mobil asks the President of the United States of America what he shot, George W. ... http://www.articlealley.com/article_185228_32.html 11th July 2007 In case you were holed up in a mud hut in Namibia with Angelina Jolie this past weekend Phil Mickelson just won the Players Championship at Pontiff Vedra Beach Florida. Meanwhile Pope Benedict XVI was in Brazil canonizing the first ever Brazilian Saint th... http://www.articlealley.com/article_160817_51.html 17th May 2007 In a stunning display of unity the world’s religious leaders have come together led by Pope Benedict XVI to call for a permanent world wide Car boycott. At yesterday’s Vatican Conference on Climate Change Pope Benedict XVI addressed world religious le... http://www.articlealley.com/article_153367_51.html 30th April 2007 The Yahoo! Search Engine, the “Yahoo! Slurp” has altered its algorithm formula. It now gives far less weight to backlinks and Page Ranking and far more weight to relevance and web design. All you have to do is read the Yahoo Help guidelines for yourse... http://www.articlealley.com/article_152698_62.html 27th April 2007 Hollywood Cowlifornia is where American Film Idols are made. Richard Gere is the star of American Gigolo and “Pretty Woman, walking down the street, Pretty Woman, stop a while, Pretty Woman, talk a while, Pretty woman, give your smile to me, Pretty Woma... http://www.articlealley.com/article_152622_51.html 27th April 2007 Wouldn’t you love to know what’s really going on behind the scenes in the oval office, the room where the lives of the people of earth are manipulated? Wouldn’t you love to be a fly on the wall in the oval office? Not that flys can understand Englis... http://www.articlealley.com/article_151754_35.html 25th April 2007 Anna Nicole Smith’s Jewish lawyer Howard K. Stern is suing Virgie Arthur’s lawyer John O’Quinn and perhaps numerous media outlets and perhaps Virgie Arthur herself for defamation of character. What is defamation? Does it involve fame? Is it about de... http://www.articlealley.com/article_148277_51.html 18th April 2007 The Old Testament is the Holy Scripture of Christianity, Islam and Judaism. The Jewish Rabbi Jesus Christ is the awaited Messiah of Christianity and Islam. (Koran 3:40-43). Yesterday, April 8, 2007, Easter 2007, Pope Benedict XVI said, “Brothers and sis... http://www.articlealley.com/article_145998_51.html 10th April 2007 As Yogi Berra said, “It ain’t over till it’s over.” Right now it looks like earthlings are just about to follow the dinasours into extinction in nuclear world war 3 and its aftermath nuclear winter then ultraviolet summer. However it isn’t over ... http://www.articlealley.com/article_143666_32.html 03rd April 2007 Once again Judge Larry Seidlin has been thrust into the international spotlight with immense ramifications. The maximum penalty for violating international law and espionage in Iran is death by hanging and the minimum penalty if convicted is the loss of t... http://www.articlealley.com/article_143103_51.html 01st April 2007 The Associated Press has announced today March 30, 2007 that the PGA of America in association with the R&A has fined Spanish golf professional Sergio Garcia $2M U.S. for spitting into the 13th hole at the Doral Golf and Country Club last Saturday March 2... http://www.articlealley.com/article_142855_32.html 31st March 2007 Anna Nicole Smith was a Christian woman. Anna Nicole Smith always wore a cross around her neck. Anna Nicole Smith had a tattoo of Jesus Christ and a cross emblazoned on her lower right leg. This past Sunday morning, March 25, 2007 Pope Benedict XVI ga... http://www.articlealley.com/article_141907_51.html 29th March 2007 As every criminal investigator knows, the way to get a confession is through threats and bribes. As every politician knows, the way to get filthy rich is by towing the line of your major contributors. An Archduke is a rank below King but above Duke. Fo... http://www.articlealley.com/article_141511_51.html 28th March 2007 Philosophy professors ask, “Do we exist?” Cosmeticians ask, “What color nails would you like?” John F. Kennedy said “Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country.” Anna Nicole Smith’s cosmetic surgeon asked ... http://www.articlealley.com/article_135199_35.html 06th March 2007 Finally a story with legs. Finally a story to take our minds off of the fact that on Monday the Soviet Union threatened to blast the new American missiles in Poland and the Czech Republic to smitherines. Finally a story to whisk us away for a few short mo... http://www.articlealley.com/article_132657_51.html 28th February 2007 The very first commander at West Point was Benedict Arnold. The most famous pig ever was Arnold Ziffel. Arnold Ziffel appeared on the television show Green Acres starring Eddie Albert and Eva Gabor, the sister of Zsa Zsa Gabor. Who names their child Zsa Z... http://www.articlealley.com/article_130396_51.html 19th February 2007 Jesus Christ, the awaited Messiah of Christianity and Islam, (Koran Chapter 3:40-43) said that “a Prophet has honor, except in his own country and among his own kin and in his own house.” (Mark 6:4). Jesus said to the leaders of his day, “Blind guid... http://www.articlealley.com/article_128713_51.html 13th February 2007 Anna Nicole Smith: “My Dear Dannielynn, I 10ve you so much, I miss you so much, my heart is breaking, I cry for you. But alas now I am free from the liars and backstabbers. Be Happy I Am. I Am with Daniel now in Heaven.” Beware of the mockers and s... http://www.articlealley.com/article_128435_51.html 12th February 2007 The Islamic Republic News Agency of Iran IRNA reported today February 8, 2007 that last night the Shia Supreme Leader of Iran Ayatollah Ali Khamenei and his lovely new bride Anna Nicole Smith opened the first ever Shunnia Mosque in the history of Islam in... http://www.articlealley.com/article_127813_51.html 09th February 2007 According to Democratic Presidential candidate Senator Barack Obama, American Alcohoilism is the root cause of the Iraq War, soon to be the Iran War. The immense, gluttonous, ridiculous over consumption of oil by the people of the United States of America... http://www.articlealley.com/article_127154_31.html 07th February 2007 Larry King: “Good evening, my name is Count Dracula. I’ve come to suck your blood.” Britney Spears: “Lawrence Harvey Zeiger what are you talking about?” Larry King: “You see Britney my latest wife Shawn Southwick is a Mormon, LDS. I marr... http://www.articlealley.com/article_126373_51.html 04th February 2007 Many people consider Gordie Howe to be the greatest right winger of all time. Others prefer Ronald Reagan. In “The Exorcist” did Regan’s head swivel clockwise or counter clockwise? It used to be a defense in England that the accused was possessed by... http://www.articlealley.com/article_126289_28.html 03rd February 2007 Wolf Blitzer: “Thank you for joining us. You are here in the Situation Room with the best group of reporters anywhere on television right here on CNN. Today it is my pleasure to welcome to CNN for the very first time a major Hollywood singing and acting... http://www.articlealley.com/article_125325_51.html 01st February 2007 The BBC reported 4 years ago that George Bush told 2 of their reporters, “God told me to invade Iraq.” George Bush rarely mentions it in public but he knows that he is a superhuman mystic prophet of Biblical proportions and that he is the John the Bap... http://www.articlealley.com/article_124949_51.html 31st January 2007 Hello, my name is Karen Fish. I am a 27 year old writer living in Los Angeles, California, U.S.A. Have you ever heard the saying “Love is blind?” I recently bought a seeing eye dog for my next relationship. His name is Caesar. He loves Caesar salad. L... http://www.articlealley.com/article_124304_35.html 29th January 2007 A better question than “Who is the real father of the baby daughter of Anna Nicole Smith” would be “Why is the world obsessing over it?” Last night Larry King hosted Larry Birkhead, the gorgeous young blonde photographer who has been dating Anna N... http://www.articlealley.com/article_124087_35.html 29th January 2007