Al Gore's Inconvenient Infomercial: A Movie Review, Part One
By: James Finch | Posted: 05th July 2006
Who is the chubby, aging baby boomer waddling through airport after empty airport, wearily tugging along his 2-piece luggage roller? Hey, it's not Michael Moore (again). Why, for heaven's sake, it's none other than a bored, disgruntled Al Gore, Jr. – the Man Who Personally Believes He Coulda/Woulda/Shoulda Been King! Well, at least Saturday Night Live believed him. Instead of ruling the Western World with a Green Fist, he's starred in a new movie persuading us to stop using up so much energy. Meanwhile, Al Gore Jr. cruises about foreign capitals in one gas-guzzling, chauffeured Mercedes after another, pondering one very deep thought after another while solemnly tapping away on his Mac Powerbook. Earth to Al Gore: Actor Steven Seagal already nailed down the slick but glazed 'poseur look' about nine movies ago.
Is "An Inconvenient Truth" a documentary about Global Warming, or Al Gore's microphone-grabbing, spotlight-snatching platform to whine about, and revisit, his presidential election loss, six years ago? Is former Veep Gore really hoping to educate film audiences about the very serious dangers of carbon dioxide emissions, greenhouse gases and abrupt climate change, or conniving to create a multi-media white paper for the Democratic Party's energy agenda? We're not sure, actually. Perhaps, it is because Al Gore, and the film's executive producer Davis Guggenheim, were themselves confused as to the direction in which they were heading with this narcissistic political propaganda.
C'mon, a former high-profile Vice President of the United States shuffling through airport security like the rest of us hoi polloi? If so, then why didn't the alarm bells go off? For those who missed it, in one scene Gore wore a belt buckle the size of a small dish, when passing through the airport's metal detector. And it didn't screech? Right! Or how about the scene where a pompous Al Gore (sans bodyguards) was hailing a cab in Manhattan, but no one recognized him? Well, perhaps that part was realistic. Who really cares about Al? Was the former #2 man doing a for-the-people inspirational routine, along the lines of "He Walks Among Us," so that we'd buy his punch line about self-sacrifice at the end of the movie?
The man, who at one time claimed to have invented the Internet, more carefully documented his alleged 30-year personal campaign to help bring Global Warming to a screeching halt. Amazingly, he didn't include footnotes with his film speech. We're sure Gore was anticipating the "I invented the Internet" jokes and dutifully prepared his track record for audiences. He shamelessly dredged up memories of his old Harvard science professor, Roger Revelle, whom he once called into congressional hearings to have the scientist warn about CO2 emissions and rising water temperatures.
How seriously can we take 'Scientist' Al Gore? In a Washington Post article (March 19, 2000), Al's grades and scores were questioned, during the presidential campaign, and the assistant headmaster at Gore's private school, St. Albans, reportedly "chuckled at (Gore's) science results." He had scored so poorly.
Gore's one constant, his glibness, manifests in this quasi-documentary. Mostly it's a political infomercial, but for whatever reason Gore was so fervently pitching and hyping Al Gore was never made clear. He hasn't quite grasped how serious the earth's climactic changes could impact our civilization, other than flicking through multiple photos of receding glaciers and a few other tidbits. Gore mentions we might have 100 million refugees if sea levels rise, as if those many would actually survive. In contrast, Dr. Lovelock, author of "The Revenge of Gaia," is forecasting the demise of billions of people under the same "earth is melting" scenario. Whom do we believe? We vote Lovelock, not Gore. After all, the politician admits, in a recent Rolling Stone magazine interview, Lovelock has forgotten more science than Gore has ever learned.
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