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Free, Funny Wedding Day Speeches

25th September 2009
They say that getting married can be one of the most stressful things that anyone can do. However some parts of the day can prove more stressful than others! Making a Wedding Speech can be a very stressful event for those involved. To stand up and mak... Read >
Author: syed anjum

Mission: How Leaders Create The Greatest Version Of What You Can Be

25th September 2009
A statement of mission is one of the most powerful things you can do, whether you are running a major corporation or a small team. It expresses the purpose for the organisation’s existence, its raison d’etre, and becomes the rallying point around whic... Read >
Author: wbdoyle

Play Dating Game Online – A “How To” Guide

23rd September 2009
The play dating game online is an entertaining multiplayer online game based on catchy pick-up lines, flirting and risqué chat allowing players to find cyber mates, potential dating partners and online friends while participating in an engaging interacti... Read >
Author: wbdoyle

Here are a few that I have discovered

23rd September 2009
They say that getting married can be one of the most stressful things that anyone can do. However some parts of the day can prove more stressful than others! Making a Wedding Speech can be a very stressful event for those involved. To stand up and mak... Read >
Author: aarti.adate

How To Get A Yes When Asking For A First Date

23rd September 2009
Asking someone out on a date is not rocket science, but for some people it can be very overwhelming, especially when asking somebody out for the first time. By following the tips below you can help increase the odds of getting a YES when asking someone ou... Read >
Author: wbdoyle

How to get a “yes” when asking for a first date

23rd September 2009
`Asking someone out on a date is not rocket science, but for some people it can be very overwhelming, especially when asking somebody out for the first time. By following the tips below you can help increase the odds of getting a “YES” when asking som... Read >
Author: wbdoyle

Laughing at the Indian Cricket Team

22nd September 2009
Indian cricket is headed for a disastrous World Cup and only those who wish to bury their head in the sand can think that they will do well there. The pitches in West Indies are fast and the players (who anyway have a tough time on such pitches) will succ... Read >
Author: wbdoyle

The Love Affair With The Bad Guy - Gangster Movies

22nd September 2009
When you were a kid, did you ever watch these old black and white gangster movies with the sharp suits and the sharper dialogue? If so, who did you cheer for - the clean cut good guy, or the gangster with the cutting one-liners and the complete lack of re... Read >
Author: wbdoyle

There is no other place than TexsTees for purchasing caption t-shirts.

17th September 2009
How many times have you been out and seen a unique t-shirt that you really like a t-shirt with a naughty or humorous one liner, you instantly wish that you had a similar t-shirt. However there are not many shops around from where you can purchase th... Read >
Author: wbdoyle

Laughing at the Indian Cricket Team

17th September 2009
Indian cricket is headed for a disastrous World Cup and only those who wish to bury their head in the sand can think that they will do well there. The pitches in West Indies are fast and the players (who anyway have a tough time on such pitches) will succ... Read >
Author: wbdoyle

Here are a few that I have discovered

17th September 2009
They say that getting married can be one of the most stressful things that anyone can do. However some parts of the day can prove more stressful than others! Making a Wedding Speech can be a very stressful event for those involved. To stand up and mak... Read >
Author: aarti

How to write the perfect online dating profile

30th August 2009
If you're using online dating sites in your search for love then you'll know it all centres around the profile. A good profile can make the difference between a date a day and total dating failure. Comprising a handle, a tagline, a brief description of yo... Read >
Author: praveen kumar

Relationship Tips - Funny Pick Up Lines For For Getting the Woman of Your Dreams

23rd August 2009
You're in the club and spot the most beautiful girl you've ever seen, across the room - What's your move? Learn The Secrets and The Skills to Pick Up Beautiful Women On The Spot! For many men, their honest answer would be "nothing". They stand their... Read >
Author: Apple

Funny Pick Up Lines For Picking Up Women

10th August 2009
You're in the club and spot the most beautiful girl you've ever seen, across the room - What's your move?Learn The Secrets and The Skills to Pick Up Beautiful Women On The Spot!Most guys would answer "Not a single thing". They spend the evening rooted to ... Read >
Author: Pasquale Knapp

How To Relieve Stress Through Laughter

30th July 2009
Stress is something that is in each of our lives and is challenging to avert. For some of us there are so many problems in work and in the home that it may be so challenging to avoid the stresses that come with everything. There are several ways in which ... Read >
Author: nlwest21

Learn the Three Key Facets that all SubHeadlines Should Have So That You Can Propel Your Sales

29th July 2009
Everybody in the sales business knows that if you want successful sales then you must have a strong Headline. This is pretty much a given, but were you aware that your sub-headings are just as important as your headline. Why? Well I am glad you asked m... Read >
Author: Deepak

5 Ways to Be Worth Following on Twitter

24th July 2009
The questions I’m getting asked more and more is ‘How do I get followers on Twitter?’ Here are some tips on being the kind of Twitter users people want to follow. I should start off by admitting that I am a Twitterholic and unapologetically addi... Read >
Author: Doctor DubLi

Link Baiting – An Efficient Technique to Stay Connected With Relevant Sources

23rd July 2009
Link baiting is a new strategy web masters have developed to keep a website on the top of the search engine results. It is a technique of generating traffic to a website by influencing targeted website to place links to your site. As the competition on th... Read >
Author: Arun Kumar

Funny Grooms Speeches – A Funny Thing Happened On the Way to the Wedding …

19th July 2009
Most professional speech writers think that wedding reception guests are one of the hardest audiences to write for. This is because of the huge diversity of the audience, which will normally consist of a variety of different ages, sexes and religions. Som... Read >
Author: Stephen Davies

Digital Signage in Taxis.

16th July 2009
Some companies have tried to put digital signage on the outside of taxis, this type of solution does not work, due to the taxi being in motion 90% of the time. Other limitations of this sort of transportation advertising is that the ads have to be small, ... Read >
Author: Graham Gallagher

Tips for creating your sexual password

16th July 2009
My most recent post was about a story I heard from a friend that prompted me to encourage everyone to create a “password” for themselves and put it in place before having sex. To recap: my single mom friend told me that after having sex with a guy she... Read >
Author: Maryanne

He's Just Not That Into You DVD - Not Just a Chick Flick

16th July 2009
The preview comes on, "He's Just Not That Into You" right away, a men will turn to his wife or girlfriend and exclaim, "Chick Flick'"! Okay, yes it is a story about relationships, and the unspoken words of dating and brake up and the typical male afraid... Read >
Author: JenB

Approaching Women Tips

30th June 2009
When you decide to approach a woman who interests you, feel confident, smile, be yourself. Do not utter any of those cliches or one liners that will get you no-where. Respect her personal space, do not fidget, shows you are not at ease. Do not try too har... Read >
Author: Gladys Alvarez

What All You Can Do On Twitter

17th June 2009
Twitter.com is the hottest website these days. Everyone seems to be tweeting these days. Their site traffic seems to be doubling every month. It's slogan is 'what are you doing right now?'. But it has become more than that. Now, all of us will not like to... Read >
Author: CD Mohatta

Make Your Best Online Dating Profile Page Ever!

07th June 2009
Making a Skillfully Appealing Dating ProfileLearning how to make your online dating experience enjoyable and incredibly fascinating can be simple to do, particularly if you have the right approach to get you started. Making an attractive personal ad or ... Read >
Author: Rachell

Dating Tips For Guys

06th June 2009
More often when your friends are sitting around having a drink is when they come up with all their best one-liners to help you approach girls. It's then they come out with all their dating tips for guys! Did you ever wonder why it is that they are sharing... Read >
Author: Steve Mitchell

Telling the best anniversary jokes or age jokes

18th May 2009
Whenever someone has an anniversary or a birthday, jokes are usually told. These occasions are milestones and are often used to lighten the mood of a party. Good jokes, while being in jest at those at the receiving end, should not inflict any sort of pai... Read >
Author: Jhoana_Cooper

What details should be included when replying to some sales inquiry

07th May 2009
Once you start a new business and promote it through various mediums, you will start getting inquiries from interested customers, who are interested in your product or services after seeing your advertisement. However, they are not clear on some issues an... Read >
Author: William King

Best Man Speech Examples Can Guide You in Making the Best Speech

05th May 2009
With so many activities on-going in the actual wedding day, it can be hard to take a seat and wonder about what to say in your best man speech at the wedding reception. But, if you have the best man speech examples to stick to, you will most likely be in ... Read >
Author: matha.pagla@gmail.com

Katy Reviews The Graduates Movie

01st May 2009
The genre of this movie was VERY clear right away. A coming-of-age-teen-comedy. I hate teen comedies! But this is also an indie film and I love discovering a great indie film so I gave it a shot. I'm glad I did. I was really surprised by the intelligenc... Read >
Author: movies and entertainment

Get Your Favorite T-shirt Design & Wear It In Style!

01st May 2009
If you are someone who literally likes to wear what you think, then getting T-shirt designs online is definitely a great option. For, the internet today offers a wider array of designs to choose from that can reflect your own unique style. Here are som... Read >
Author: infibeam

Speaking of Hogs

04th March 2009
I also read yesterday that one in five Americans aged 18-34 is obese! Yes, I have noticed the spread widening on Americans as we sidle up to yet our next buffet or super-sized fast food meal. I personally was in the Las Vegas audience last week when K... Read >
Author: Debra L. Morrison

My Name is Bruce DVD Movie Review

02nd March 2009
When an evil deity is wreaking havoc and killing people in your town, who do you call? Bruce Campbell, of course. You know... Bruce Campbell, hero of The Evil Dead and Army of Darkness. What if he won't come? Then conk him on the head, toss him in y... Read >
Author: Jj Jamson

Best Man Speech Examples Can Guide You in Making the Best Speech

02nd March 2009
With so many activities on-going in the actual wedding day, it can be hard to take a seat and wonder about what to say in your best man speech at the wedding reception. But, if you have the best man speech examples to stick to, you will most likely be in ... Read >
Author: matha.pagla@gmail.com

Magic tricks, how to keep your cool after learning how to do card magic

02nd March 2009
You know the feeling. You’ve spend the last couple of months how to do card magic and your just so excited to be performing for your family and friends and then the moment arrives and you just freeze. Your palms are sweating and your heart is pounding... Read >
Author: Jeanne-Michelle

Stop Cheating Already!

18th February 2009
Don’t we all know the saying, pigs get fatter, and hogs get slaughtered? Do I have to revert back to my farm days and produce pictures of pigs and hogs for people to be able to differentiate and understand? I mean here’s to capitalism and all, yet g... Read >
Author: Debra L. Morrison

Finding the Flow on Stage

31st January 2009
What actually goes on between the audience and a performer? Why are some performers so good and others don’t seem to touch their audience at all? What is the magic formula of a good artist? Is there something like a bad audience, or is everything on the... Read >
Author: Kim Wist

Finding the Flow on Stage

30th January 2009
What actually goes on between the audience and a performer? Why are some performers so good and others don’t seem to touch their audience at all? What is the magic formula of a good artist? Is there something like a bad audience, or is everything on the... Read >
Author: Kim Wist

Getting Hot Girls No Matter How You Look

17th January 2009
Have you ever wondered whether you can get a girl even if you don't look like Brad Pitt? Can you believe that it's possible for hot women to knock on you door and beg you to date them even if your skin is not smooth, or your hair is thinning? Are you a... Read >
Author: Ray Darken

Cultivating Organic Humor

19th December 2008
Humor is a funny thing. Everyone thinks they have a sense of humor, but not everyone is right. You can be an effective speaker even if you don't have a sense of humor, as long as you don't try to fake it. The audience can always tell. On the other hand... Read >
Author: jspeyerer

Start your collection with sexy t-shirts

17th December 2008
Sexy t-shirts gain a lot of attention. It is either because of its explicit content or the manner in which it is printed. A sexy t-shirt might involve a nice digitally printed babe or a very sexy and an arousing form of art. Not all sexy t-shirts can be o... Read >
Author: JhoanaCooper

How To Become A Workplace Warrior?

20th November 2008
When you're dealing with heroes and villains in a movie, the plot is simple. The hero has to find the villain and take him down (and in most cases, indulges in a little romance on the side). There are several ways the hero can confront his nemesis, but th... Read >
Author: Satwinder

Art Of Dating Women, Tricks Explained By A Woman

10th November 2008
There are quite a few roadblocks that a man has while dating a woman. He thinks he has to be rich, settled, good looking , well endowed, young, athletic, muscular-all bollocks. The truth is if you have a penis(meaning if you are born male), you can woo an... Read >
Author: arunraj v.s.

Golmaal Returns Movie Review

31st October 2008
Golmaal Returns by Rohit Shetty is a sheer entertainer all the way. Having its own individual identity, Golmaal Returns is saner that its nonsense prequel. The best parts about the movie are the witty dialogues and smart one liners. Lines like 'Horny ko k... Read >
Author: arunraj v.s.

Non-Lethal Weapons - Police Technology Targets Enhanced Safety

20th October 2008
In movies like "Bad Boys" and "Lethal Weapon", renegade cops commonly race through the streets firing off round after round in hot pursuit of the bad guys - usually while simultaneously tossing off one-liners and demolishing everything in their paths. In ... Read >
Author: Shad Connelly

The Palin Power Factor

06th October 2008
Copyright (c) 2008 Your Mind Body and Soul 123 The Sarah Palin frenzy goes on ...... We had another dose at the VP debate of what this governor is all about. She has the good looks, charisma, spunk, intelligience, self confidence, and charm all wrap... Read >
Author: Colleen Lilly

Wondering If You Should End Your Relationship

02nd October 2008
Your wondering if you want to adjourn with your partner. You feel lonely, misunderstood, frustrated, and you're not convinced how to change that. His deeds confuses you. Usually he's angry, but sometimes he's very kind. He doesn't help you with the househ... Read >
Author: Julia Solomon

Buy Calendars – Get Your New Year Resolutions Planned From Today

15th September 2008
Have you made your new year resolutions yet for the coming year? Buy calendars today and get those planned. Begin working out on how to materialize your new year plans, resolutions, visits and organize them better with one of the stunning 2009 calendars. ... Read >
Author: Patrick Arden

Proven Traffic Tactics Driving Traffic & Backlinks To Your Online Niche Site

08th September 2008
This is a list of traffic generation tactics for driving web traffic and backlinks to your online niche sites. I fondly coined it Project Traffic for short and it will be presented to you in a series of articles. Note that this is not an affiliate marketi... Read >
Author: Yoshiko Choy

Wedding Ceremony Humorous Readings - Bring The House Down

01st September 2008
Wedding Ceremony Humorous Readings – Bring The House Down WEDDING CEREMONY HUMOROUS READINGS – THE DIFFERENCE Have you ever been to one of those boring weddings where there seems to be absolutely no atmosphere and the speeches, one of the most mem... Read >
Author: M S Knight

Nature Posters – Unfold Healing Benefits Of Nature

07th July 2008
If you are drowned by the piles of files in your state of the art work station and feeling pent up amongst the towering skylines – soothe your soul and feel refreshing effects by a taking glance upon nature posters. Nature posters showcasing variety of ... Read >
Author: Patrick Arden

How to write a Farewell Speech

06th May 2008
Good byes are touching. The memory of good byes while taking leave from our relatives after a great get together, a yearly meet with friends, reunion good nights and relocation farewells are all emotional experiences. This is one time, when we regale thro... Read >
Author: Jennie

IF YOU WANT TO LOOK LIKE A REAL MAN

01st May 2008
For men to look men there are several things involved from head to toe. It involves the different types of hat or caps, goggles, earrings, neck chains of valuable metal, ties, shirts, bracelets, belts, trousers, and shoes. And there are multiple brands ... Read >
Author: Rachelydream

IF YOU WANT TO LOOK LIKE A REAL MAN

29th April 2008
For men to look men there are several things involved from head to toe. It involves the different types of hat or caps, goggles, earrings, neck chains of valuable metal, ties, shirts, bracelets, belts, trousers, and shoes. And there are multiple brands ... Read >
Author: Rachel

Customise Promotional Coasters with a Special Phrase

12th April 2008
In the vast pool of promotional items, a product that has recently caught the imagination of businesses is the promotional coaster. Promotional coasters make for an extremely affordable yet practical giveaway. They make for an inexpensive item that can be... Read >
Author: Tina Rinaudo

Thinking Up Really Funny Stuff for Funny Aprons

27th March 2008
Having to think up really funny stuff for funny aprons is harder than how it works. You might be asking yourself "how hard could that be? You just need to be funny!" But you can't be funny on command, especially if you have to be in the right mood, talkin... Read >
Author: articlemarketing01@gmail.com

One-Liners Make for Really Funny Stuff to Put on Funny Aprons

27th March 2008
Have you ever noticed that the really funny stuffs that you can see on the really funny aprons out there are usually one-liners? The reason is that one-liners are the best types of jokes. They hit your funny bone with one or two punchlines and you remembe... Read >
Author: articlemarketing01@gmail.com

Marketing Is More Than Creativity

11th March 2008
When you look for clues on how to make your marketing campaign more effective, I bet that you’d probably find a trove full of how to’s and article tips on making your advertising tools more creative. In fact, I’ll even bet that almost everyone would... Read >
Author: Lynne Saarte

The Pros And Cons Of Becoming A Disc Jockey

22nd January 2008
Want to be a disc jockey? Learn a few details about the life of a disc jockey before you try your luck in this field. This article will give you a glimpse into the actual job of disc jockeys. Their lives may seem to be full of fun but they also need to wo... Read >
Author: Sarika Kabra

Perl makes life easier

08th October 2007
Perl is wonderful interpreted, cross platform, very high level, powerful language which will make your life much easier.You need to sort your files? Mass rename your files? Find certain string from multiple files? Need to automate web queries? Then Perl i... Read >
Author: Deva

Screenwriting Indie Style

21st September 2007
When I first got into screenwriting I was told to read Aristotle's Poetics, Syd Field's Screenplay: The Foundations of Screenwriting, Lew Hunter's Screenwriting 434, and host of other books by brilliant people that I devoured religiously. I was a regular ... Read >
Author: Sid Kali

The Indian component industry is progressing; but is it progressive?

17th August 2007
A few days back I was participating as a panelist in a group discussion jointly organised by Rothschild and SupplierBusiness. The other men around the table were some of the top guys and promoters of leading mid-size auto component manufacturers. Also chi... Read >
Author: Deepesh

Comedy Clubs in Edinburgh For Hen Weekends

01st July 2007
Comedy Club in Edinburgh Hen Weekend Laughter is the best dose anyone can ask for, and what a best way to get a full dose of laughter by professional comedians performing in a comfy ambiance. Hen Weekend is the time when you get the chance to enjoy all s... Read >
Author: stagman

Want to Get More Results? Write a Good Story!

15th June 2007
I have a major case of déjà vu. Maybe it’s because I’m a three-decade marketeer. The latest generation of online and offline "success entrepreneurs" -those folks who claim you can be as successful as they are if you listen to them (and pay them mone... Read >
Author: Trish Lambert

Did you hear the one about the funny quiz that was walking past a graveyard?

07th June 2007
Q. My company publishes a monthly employee newsletter. My boss asked me to write a funny quiz. I'm not exactly a stand-up comic. Help! A. Ah, the funny quiz. Lucky you! It's not often that a company has an official sense of humor that they are willing ... Read >
Author: Brian Fong

Best Man Speech – Five Essential Tips

30th May 2007
Here are five essential tips to consider when writing your best man speech: 1. Make sure that your best man speech is prepared several weeks before the day of the wedding. 2. Practice reading your speech a few times before finally performing it at t... Read >
Author: harvey

Best Man Speech – Five Essential Tips

30th May 2007
Here are five essential tips to consider when writing your best man speech: 1. Make sure that your best man speech is prepared several weeks before the day of the wedding. 2. Practice reading your speech a few times before finally performing it at t... Read >
Author: harvey

Ways to Get Shy Students to Participate in Programs

01st March 2007
Some times getting a shy student to participate is very difficult. You can beg or demand, but to those students it will not be a fun experience and they may start to not like you for making them do it. School programs should be fun and memorable ex... Read >
Author: C. Mackay

Breeding Betta Fish

24th January 2007
The best breeding fish are between six months and a year. During the courtship time of the male betta fish he continually makes funny bubbles on the top of the aquarium; this is just his way of making a nest. The male betta fish when in the wild makes bub... Read >
Author: Dennis

Business Marketing: Four Essential Keys To Know When Writing Your Business Letter

04th October 2006
Writing a professional business letter can be a challenge. It is difficult to find the right words and phrases that will generate enough interest to produce a positive response. Business letter writing, is comparable to creating an ad or flyer. Some of ... Read >
Author: La Donna Jensen

To End or Not to End Your Relationship?

19th August 2006
You're wondering if you want to stay with your partner. You feel lonely, misunderstood, frustrated, and you're not sure how to change that. His behavior confuses you. Most of the time he's angry, but sometimes he's very kind. He doesn't help you with the ... Read >
Author: Ineke Van Lint

How To Write and Give A Speech

05th July 2006
Sometimes humor is the only way to deliver a certain point of view to the audience. But one of the main restrictions concerning the usage of humor is its appropriateness. Humor has always to be healthy in the fist place. When we talk about presentations i... Read >
Author: LLoyd Johns

Useful One-liners.

26th May 2006
Useful One-liners.One of the assignments I consistently apply in the Business & Managementclasses I teach at a Southern California university is for each student toread a book that relates to the course topic, and present this book by theend of the semest... Read >
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How to get a "yes" when asking for a first date

24th April 2006
Asking someone out on a date is not rocket science, but for some people it can be very overwhelming, especially when asking somebody out for the first time. By following the tips below you can help increase the odds of getting a "YES" when asking someone ... Read >
Author: Robert G

"Becoming the best"

09th February 2006
~ Becoming the Best Entertainer You Can Be.. ~ ____By David Breth Question: "I have been doing magic tricks for a few years now and it seems that I have never been given the same opportunity to perform as my other peers have. What am I doing w... Read >
Author: David Breth and Lindy Scarborough

Good Wedding Speeches Can Add To Wedding Festivities

02nd February 2006
How can there be a wedding without wedding speeches? The bride's father is the first to do the honors, followed by the groom and then by the Best Man. At some weddings even the maid of Honor may be asked to speak a few words. The guests wait for the speec... Read >
Author: Amy Johnson

Don't cheapen the gift!

17th October 2005
When you are giving a presentation, the first thing you are giving is a present, a gift. When you show up to give a speech, a presentation or a keynote, you are giving a gift your knowledge. And more important (just as important), you are giving yo... Read >
Author: Brian Adams

What's In Your Little Writer's Notebook?

01st May 2005
Reading through a writer's notebook or journal is like opening and discovering pearls, rubies and diamonds amidst a pile of rubble and discarded things. That little notebook is a powerhouse of ideas for every writer: The more you write down bits and... Read >
Author: Shery Ma Belle Arrieta