Articles, tagged with "old joke", page 3
07th September 2009
One of the first signs of aging is not putting on a little weight or realising that throwing a ball with the children actually hurt your body. It's when you are served chipotle dip when you thought you had pointed to chicken on the menu. The word certainl...
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Philip Bachler
04th September 2009
There are many variations on the old joke which runs along these lines: "How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?" The answer of course is "one, but the light bulb must want to change".
There are many places in which one can seek...
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Roseanna Leaton
19th August 2009
It is a good business, home internet marketing promotion. Or at least it can be. You might be persuaded to think that in todays coarse commercial times, its a terrible time to start a new business, home internet marketing promotion or not.
The real...
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Mad Marketer
19th August 2009
It's a good business, home internet marketing promotion. Or at least it can be. You might be tempted to think that in todays coarse economic times, its a terrible time to start a new business, home internet marketing promotion or not.
The reality i...
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Mad Marketer
09th July 2009
We continue our series that suggests how you can avoid many pitfalls in building interpersonal relationships, whether with family, coworkers, friends, or that special someone. Committed, loving relationships do not just happen. You should know that there ...
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Levi Reiss
09th July 2009
It's an old joke that English food is unhealthy and if you visit England you'll come back weighing pounds heavier because everything's cooked in grease. Unfortunately many people think of this as fact, and the truth is that a short while ago there was lit...
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Sue Marchant
28th June 2009
There is an old joke that starts by asking you, "Have you stopped beating your wife yet?" Whether you answer yes or no it sounds like you are admitting to being a wife beater. It's a practical joke based on the use of an implicit premise - that you beat y...
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Steve Gillman
15th June 2009
Just a short time ago I remember thinking, this is absolute insanity, I feel like I'm going to fall asleep any moment and I just woke up! It's only 9 am in the stinkin morning and all I can think about is "I want more sleep".
I kid you not, I would wak...
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Patrick Shelley
17th April 2009
Have you heard that old joke about salesmen and cows? If you haven't, it goes something like this. A couple of salesmen once endeavoured to form a fresh milk outlet that became very successful. After monopolising the market for a while they had fully exha...
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Mel C
27th March 2009
As the old joke goes… a web designer is like a… never mind. That joke isn't very funny anyway. It's also not very funny if you have a talent as a web designer and you are trying to get started but you see the hundreds of other designers out there tryi...
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Jacqui Q
27th March 2009
Copyright (c) 2009 Eileen Edwards
Can you trust his promises? -Actions speak louder than words.
You have probably heard the old joke about the man who writes to his girlfriend along these lines " Darling, I love you more than words can say. I would ...
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Eileen Edwards
06th January 2009
It is an "old" joke in the modern world about working in a large room full of cubicles. It is what drones do, and what the average office worker dreams of escaping. But let's face it, there are a lot of benefits to a modular office, and modern modular off...
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MJ
11th December 2008
Copyright (c) 2008 Law Offices of Jonathan Cooper
You're a manufacturer of specialty labels who has worked with this customer - we'll call them "C" -- for over three years, and filled several orders for them, including one for over 250,000 units, which...
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Author:
Jonathan Cooper
24th November 2008
Did you know that your business is only as good as the people who work for it? To the customer, the employee is the business. So how the employee acts can make or break your business.
There is an old joke that goes, "How many people work for you?" ...
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jackdonner
09th June 2008
Having to conduct an attorney search when you're in the middle of a legal problem is difficult at best. You're probably under a great deal of stress and pressure; there are a million and one details to be attended to; chances you can't afford to keep a la...
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Author:
Jonothan Blocker