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Dating Women Simultaneously for Unexpected Reasons

Many of you reading this right now probably need very little nudging from me to recognize many of the more obvious benefits of having a lot of girls on your radar. Despite this, it can still be very helpful to look carefully at the reasons why. And for t... Read >
Author: Julian Foxx

A Treasure Chest for People Who Love Funny Clothing

I have always been a big fan of funny clothing. I am always on the look out for all types of funny clothing, especially when I am out of town. You see, funny t-shirt are the thing in our city and practically everybody has one. Well this has become a disad... Read >
Author: mariojhon12

How to Write Funny -- It's All About Timing

My Dad has this old joke that goes, "What's the most important thing about humor?" After a short pause, he interjects, "TIMING!" I've rolled my eyes many a time over this joke. But here's a new version for writers: "What's the mos... Read >
Author: DIYA SOOD

How to Write Funny -- It's All About Timing

My Dad has this old joke that goes, "What's the most important thing about humor?" After a short pause, he interjects, "TIMING!" I've rolled my eyes many a time over this joke. But here's a new version for writers: "What's the most important thing abo... Read >
Author: DEV DAAS

Are Men Really Better Drivers?

It's an old joke that men make disparaging comments about women drivers, and it's a fact that most comedy comes from truth - but is there truth in the notion that men are better drivers than women? Not according to the National Highway Traffic Safety Admi... Read >
Author: Rob Parker

Use Practical Perfection Practice to Develop Your Two-Hour Work Week

You've probably laughed at the old joke about someone asking directions to Carnegie Hall. The punchline is: Practice, Practice, Practice! That lesson applies to creating the two-hour work weekTo get your week's work done in two hours, you can use a 2,000 ... Read >
Author: Donald Mitchell

Accounts Receivable Financing- How to Use Other People’s Money to Finance your Growth

"Accounts Receivable Financing- How to use Other People's Money to Finance your Growth" explores how to accelerate your cash flow if you have a business that sells products or services to other businesses. If your customers are creditworthy, but slow to p... Read >
Author: Gregg Elberg

Success Doesn't Have To Be Rocket Science

Sucess isn't rocket science. Unless you want to be a rocket scientist. That's an old joke, and not particularly funny, but I like to keep using it, because it's a point which is a constant. That means it was true in the past, will be true in the future... Read >
Author: Gordon Bryan

From There to Here

So there we were, rambling very nicely through out egocentric lives when we had a baby. Well, it won't change much, we thought. Just means that we'll have to stop swearing at home as much and occasionally shut the bathroom door. This, we discovered, was... Read >
Author: Dave Fouracre

Beat The Sharks / Buy The Second

Everyone who has ever dealt in the shark infested waters of foreclosure and pre-foreclosure investing knows this is not no money down real estate. The "Big Profit" "Big Trouble" world of foreclosure real estate is dominated by the "Big Sharks," actuality,... Read >
Author: William J Archambault Jr

Choosing Your Niche Market - Developing Laser Focus

One of the keys to being a successful Internet Entrepreneur is choosing a niche. One of the challenges of the World Wide Web is its expansive reach and versatile nature. As the old joke goes, the best thing about the Web is that you can do virtually anyth... Read >
Author: Michael Saunders

Love arithmetic

Numbers play an unimaginably big role in our life. But when we talk about love – a magic of numbers becomes apparent with might and main. Do you want to know how to orient in arithmetic of tender feelings and control your passion with the help of numbers?... Read >
Author: Yana Mikheeva

But The Light's Better Over Here, Officer!

Copyright 2005 Donovan Baldwin In his book "One Small Step Can Change Your Life - The Kaizen Way", Robert Maurer tells the following old joke: A drunk was crawling about on the sidewalk under a lamppost at night. A Police Officer came up to him a... Read >
Author: Donovan Baldwin

Feel Those Feelings and Develop Emotional Intelligence.

There is an old joke about a man who is walking home along the street in the early hours of a weekend and he sees another man, who is obviously very drunk, on his hands and knees, searching for something. "What are you looking for?" he asks the drunked ma... Read >
Author: Adam Eason

How To Write Better Sales Copy: The One (And Only) Proven Method That Works!

There's an old joke that goes something like this: A man is walking down 7th Avenue in Manhattan and he asks a stranger "How do you get to Carnegie Hall?" The stranger tips his hat and politely says, "Practice... Practice... Practice." Now ther... Read >
Author: Craig Garber

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