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29th September 2009
“How to stop smoking? Hey, it’s the easiest thing in the world, I have done it a hundred times”….. So goes the hoary old joke. It brings a smile from some, a frown from the others and hacking cough from the smokers.
It is no joke for the smoker... Read >
Author: wbdoyle29th September 2009
I am sure all of you have seen the old joke showing the gentleman walking up and introducing himself to the golf ball, well thats not what addressing the ball means.
Part of the equation of power and distance you generate in your stroke is created by t... Read >
Author: wbdoyle24th September 2009
There is an old joke about a man who is walking home along the street in the early hours of a weekend and he sees another man, who is obviously very drunk, on his hands and knees, searching for something. “What are you looking for?” he asks the drunke... Read >
Author: wbdoyle23rd September 2009
An old friend of the Tennessee Mountain Man who is now deceased once said when asked about taking opposing positions in the same court (different cases similar facts) in less than a month, "we be whoes... we know we be whoes".
Then there was the old jo... Read >
Author: wbdoyle22nd September 2009
There is an old joke about people who talk a lot: “Do you know the 12-Step program for people who talk a lot? On and On Anon!”
The joke recognizes that fact that incessant talking is a common addiction.
Non-stop talking is about using others for... Read >
Author: wbdoyle17th September 2009
Nothing can turn strong copy into a 97-pound weakling faster than a flawed review process. The result is severely handicapped marketing efforts and, alas, fewer sales.
How can you avoid this dire marketing situation?
By having a smart and consistent... Read >
Author: wbdoyle07th September 2009
One of the first signs of aging is not putting on a little weight or realising that throwing a ball with the children actually hurt your body. It’s when you are served chipotle dip when you thought you had pointed to chicken on the menu. The word certai... Read >
Author: Philip Bachler06th September 2009
One of the keys to being a successful Internet Entrepreneur is choosing a niche. One of the challenges of the World Wide Web is its expansive reach and versatile nature. As the old joke goes, the best thing about the Web is that you can do virtually any... Read >
Author: wbdoyle04th September 2009
There are many variations on the old joke which runs along these lines: "How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?" The answer of course is "one, but the light bulb must want to change".
There are many places in which one can seek... Read >
Author: Roseanna Leaton19th August 2009
It is a good business, home internet marketing promotion. Or at least it can be. You might be persuaded to think that in todays coarse commercial times, its a terrible time to start a new business, home internet marketing promotion or not.
The real... Read >
Author: Mad Marketer19th August 2009
It's a good business, home internet marketing promotion. Or at least it can be. You might be tempted to think that in todays coarse economic times, its a terrible time to start a new business, home internet marketing promotion or not.
The reality i... Read >
Author: Mad Marketer09th July 2009
We continue our series that suggests how you can avoid many pitfalls in building interpersonal relationships, whether with family, coworkers, friends, or that special someone. Committed, loving relationships do not just happen. You should know that there ... Read >
Author: Levi Reiss09th July 2009
It's an old joke that English food is unhealthy and if you visit England you'll come back weighing pounds heavier because everything's cooked in grease. Unfortunately many people think of this as fact, and the truth is that a short while ago there was li... Read >
Author: Sue Marchant28th June 2009
There is an old joke that starts by asking you, “Have you stopped beating your wife yet?” Whether you answer yes or no it sounds like you are admitting to being a wife beater. It’s a practical joke based on the use of an implicit premise - that you ... Read >
Author: Steve Gillman15th June 2009
Just a short time ago I remember thinking, this is absolute insanity, I feel like I'm going to fall asleep any moment and I just woke up! It's only 9 am in the stinkin morning and all I can think about is "I want more sleep".
I kid you not, I would wa... Read >
Author: Patrick Shelley17th April 2009
Have you heard that old joke about salesmen and cows? If you haven't, it goes something like this. A couple of salesmen once endeavoured to form a fresh milk outlet that became very successful. After monopolising the market for a while they had fully exha... Read >
Author: Mel C27th March 2009
As the old joke goes… a web designer is like a… never mind. That joke isn’t very funny anyway. It’s also not very funny if you have a talent as a web designer and you are trying to get started but you see the hundreds of other designers out there ... Read >
Author: Jacqui Q27th March 2009
As the old joke goes… a web designer is like a… never mind. That joke isn’t very funny anyway. It’s also not very funny if you have a talent as a web designer and you are trying to get started but you see the hundreds of other designers out there ... Read >
Author: Avi Solutions27th March 2009
Copyright (c) 2009 Eileen Edwards
Can you trust his promises? -Actions speak louder than words.
You have probably heard the old joke about the man who writes to his girlfriend along these lines " Darling, I love you more than words can say. I would ... Read >
Author: Eileen Edwards06th January 2009
It is an “old” joke in the modern world about working in a large room full of cubicles. It is what drones do, and what the average office worker dreams of escaping. But let’s face it, there are a lot of benefits to a modular office, and modern modul... Read >
Author: MJ11th December 2008
Copyright (c) 2008 Law Offices of Jonathan Cooper
You're a manufacturer of specialty labels who has worked with this customer - we'll call them "C" -- for over three years, and filled several orders for them, including one for over 250,000 units, which... Read >
Author: Jonathan Cooper03rd December 2008
News of the economy is inescapable these days and most of it is bad news. The economy dominates the headlines, the evening news and our daily conversations. Sorting out what all the terms mean and what they have to do with your individual bottom line ca... Read >
Author: Robert Palmer24th November 2008
Did you know that your business is only as good as the people who work for it? To the customer, the employee is the business. So how the employee acts can make or break your business.
There is an old joke that goes, “How many people work for you?... Read >
Author: jackdonner09th June 2008
Having to conduct an attorney search when you’re in the middle of a legal problem is difficult at best. You’re probably under a great deal of stress and pressure; there are a million and one details to be attended to; chances you can’t afford to kee... Read >
Author: Jonothan Blocker04th June 2008
Many of you reading this right now probably need very little nudging from me to recognize many of the more obvious benefits of having a lot of girls on your radar. Despite this, it can still be very helpful to look carefully at the reasons why. And for t... Read >
Author: Julian Foxx24th April 2008
I have always been a big fan of funny clothing. I am always on the look out for all types of funny clothing, especially when I am out of town. You see, funny t-shirt are the thing in our city and practically everybody has one. Well this has become a disad... Read >
Author: mariojhon1218th April 2008
I have always been a big fan of funny clothing. I am always on the look out for all types of funny clothing, especially when I am out of town. You see, funny t-shirt are the thing in our city and practically everybody has one. Well this has become a disad... Read >
Author: mariojhon1218th April 2008
I have always been a big fan of funny clothing. I am always on the look out for all types of funny clothing, especially when I am out of town. You see, funny t-shirt are the thing in our city and practically everybody has one. Well this has become a disad... Read >
Author: mariojhon1218th April 2008
I have always been a big fan of funny clothing. I am always on the look out for all types of funny clothing, especially when I am out of town. You see, funny t-shirt are the thing in our city and practically everybody has one. Well this has become a disad... Read >
Author: mariojhon1218th April 2008
I have always been a big fan of funny clothing. I am always on the look out for all types of funny clothing, especially when I am out of town. You see, funny t-shirt are the thing in our city and practically everybody has one. Well this has become a disad... Read >
Author: mariojhon1202nd April 2008
My Dad has this old joke that goes, "What's the most important thing about humor?" After a short pause, he interjects, "TIMING!"
I've rolled my eyes many a time over this joke.
But here's a new version for writers: "What's the most important thing abo... Read >
Author: DIYA SOOD25th March 2008
My Dad has this old joke that goes, "What's the most important thing about humor?" After a short pause, he interjects, "TIMING!"
I've rolled my eyes many a time over this joke.
But here's a new version for writers: "What's the most important thing abo... Read >
Author: DEV DAAS25th February 2008
It's an old joke that men make disparaging comments about women drivers, and it's a fact that most comedy comes from truth - but is there truth in the notion that men are better drivers than women? Not according to the National Highway Traffic Safety Admi... Read >
Author: Rob Parker21st September 2007
You've probably laughed at the old joke about someone asking directions to Carnegie Hall. The punchline is: Practice, Practice, Practice! That lesson applies to creating the two-hour work weekTo get your week's work done in two hours, you can use a 2,000 ... Read >
Author: Donald Mitchell20th August 2007
I have always been a big fan of funny clothing. I am always on the look out for all types of funny clothing, especially when I am out of town. You see, funny t-shirt are the thing in our city and practically everybody has one. Well this has become a disad... Read >
Author: Michael D’Elena05th March 2007
“Accounts Receivable Financing- How to use Other People’s Money to Finance your Growth” explores how to accelerate your cash flow if you have a business that sells products or services to other businesses. If your customers are creditworthy, but slo... Read >
Author: Gregg Elberg17th January 2007
Sucess isn't rocket science.
Unless you want to be a rocket scientist.
That's an old joke, and not particularly funny, but I like to keep using it, because it's a point which is a constant.
That means it was true in the past, will be true in the future... Read >
Author: Gordon Bryan06th December 2006
There’s an old joke about two schoolboys that basically goes as follows: Johnny, one of the boys, would go off to school every morning, and as he left his mother would yell, “Johnny, don’t forget your lunch!” The other boy, Steven, would go off, ... Read >
Author: Joe Pagano05th July 2006
So there we were, rambling very nicely through out egocentric lives when we had a baby. Well, it won't change much, we thought. Just means that we'll have to stop swearing at home as much and occasionally shut the bathroom door.
This, we discovered, was... Read >
Author: Dave Fouracre20th June 2006
Everyone who has ever dealt in the shark infested waters of foreclosure and pre-foreclosure investing knows this is not no money down real estate. The "Big Profit" "Big Trouble" world of foreclosure real estate is dominated by the "Big Sharks," actuality,... Read >
Author: William J Archambault Jr27th April 2006
One of the keys to being a successful Internet Entrepreneur is choosing a niche. One of the challenges of the World Wide Web is its expansive reach and versatile nature. As the old joke goes, the best thing about the Web is that you can do virtually any... Read >
Author: Michael Saunders16th March 2006
Numbers play an unimaginably big role in our life. But when we talk about love a magic of numbers becomes apparent with might and main. Do you want to know how to orient in arithmetic of tender feelings and control your passion with the help of numbers?... Read >
Author: Yana Mikheeva04th December 2005
Copyright 2005 Donovan Baldwin
In his book "One Small Step Can Change Your Life - The Kaizen Way", Robert Maurer tells the following old joke:
A drunk was crawling about on the sidewalk under a lamppost at night.
A Police Officer came up to him a... Read >
Author: Donovan Baldwin02nd November 2005
There is an old joke about a man who is walking home along the street in the early hours of a weekend and he sees another man, who is obviously very drunk, on his hands and knees, searching for something. "What are you looking for?" he asks the drunked ma... Read >
Author: Adam Eason30th October 2005
There's an old joke that goes something like this:
A man is walking down 7th Avenue in Manhattan and he asks a
stranger "How do you get to Carnegie Hall?"
The stranger tips his hat and politely says, "Practice...
Practice... Practice."
Now ther... Read >
Author: Craig Garber15th August 2005
You know the old joke:
"How do you make a million in the stock market? Start with two million?"
There is no way around it, risk and stock market fees are a part of trading that you can`t avoid. But, you can manage your risk. You can also manage the ... Read >
Author: David Jenyns
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