Articles, tagged with "loss of blood", page 7
01st May 2009
Here are the top ten things people least want to hear after being injured in a bicycle accident.
1. You're really not very good at bicycle riding, are you?
2. You might be able to make a piece of art out of what's left of your bicycle.
3. We...
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Author:
Sebastian Gibson
01st May 2009
Here are the top ten things people wish they hadn't done after being involved in a car accident.
1. Dared the police officer to arrest them.
2. Insulted the other driver before they realized how big he was.
3. Asked the ambulance paramedic f...
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Author:
Sebastian Gibson
01st May 2009
Here are the top ten things to stay away from and avoid altogether at the hospital after a motorcycle accident:
1. The stuffed chicken surprise cafeteria special of the day.
2. Any doorways with nuclear radiation danger signs on them.
3. The g...
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Author:
Sebastian Gibson
01st May 2009
Here are the top ten things doctors do to mess with you after an auto accident:
1. Read your chart and frown.
2. Read your chart and shake their head.
3. Read your chart and yell for the nurses.
4. Read your chart and yell for the nurses...
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Author:
Sebastian Gibson
01st May 2009
Here are the top ten things people least want to hear:
1. I think we should leave. Another pedestrian is bound to find him before another car comes along.
2. The good news is, we didn't hit your dog.
3. The bad news is, someone else did.
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Author:
Sebastian Gibson
01st May 2009
Here are the top ten things people wish they hadn't said:
1. What a nice day for a motorcycle accident, I mean ride.
2. Take a picture of me doing a handstand on my bike.
3. What could possibly go wrong on a day like today?
4. I think my...
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Author:
Sebastian Gibson
01st May 2009
Here are the top ten charges you don't want to see on your hospital bill:
1. Charges for bedpans.
2. Charges for towels, as if you took them as souvenirs.
3. Training charges for your doctor.
4. Charges for surgeries performed on the wron...
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Author:
Sebastian Gibson
01st May 2009
Here are the top ten things you don't want to hear:
1. Don't worry, you won't miss your spleen.
2. The nurses have gone out for a few drinks so pressing that button repeatedly for a nurse won't do you any good.
3. You need quarters for the TV ...
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Author:
Sebastian Gibson
01st May 2009
Here are the top ten things that can get you into trouble:
1. Acting like a mime at the scene of an accident.
2. Repeating the same phrase in answer to questions by the police, such as "Nobody knows," or "Wouldn't that be nice to know" in answer t...
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Author:
Sebastian Gibson
01st May 2009
Here are the top ten things we recommend you don't do:
1. Steal the policeman's horse.
2. Look through the other driver's car for spare change.
3. Tell the police, "Excuse me, I'm on the phone."
4. Ask the paramedics for a beer.
5. Hea...
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Author:
Sebastian Gibson
01st May 2009
Although we don't recommend asking any of these things, here are what may be the top ten:
1. Can I use your taser on the other driver, pleeeeeese?
2. Is there any special citation you can throw at him? Could you make one up?
3. Can you tow hi...
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Author:
Sebastian Gibson
07th April 2009
Postpartum care is vital if you want to be able to care for your baby in the best way possible. After all you need to look after yourself before you can properly look after anyone else! The postpartum is a time when you may be feeling very tired, moody an...
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Author:
Wendy Owen
27th March 2009
How to Fit a Horse Saddle
Styles of saddle
Dressage Saddles - Most offer a closer fit to the horse, maximising contact between horse and rider. Knee rolls and saddle flap length are often longer, helping to create a longer, more effective leg posit...
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Author:
Tammy Patterson
18th February 2009
When diagnosed with breast cancer, the initial concern for most women is preventing the cancer from spreading to other parts of their body. There are times when it is necessary to completely remove the breast in order to prevent surrounding tissues from b...
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Author:
Jeremy C.W
02nd February 2009
Spinal cord injury (SCI) is an uncommon but very serious condition usually from a high velocity incident but can also be caused by tumours, infections and loss of blood supply to the spinal cord. It occurs predominantly in younger persons who undertake mo...
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Author:
David Ravech
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