Retarded rap we made about gaining retarded super powers. 2007.
*Look out for our spin-off series "24 Seconds 2 Save the World" coming soon!*
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At the beginning of 2007, a massive nuclear explosion set off a disturbing set of events in the JPAC household. All of a sudden, each member gained powers of a retarded kind.
JHun aka Human Plant(or H2Hom0) - Like a plant, when water is poured on him, he grows. He likes to pour water on himself a lot in slow motion.
Andy aka Bank Loan - He gives out bank loans and can make his business cards explode.
Peter aka Speedy Poo - Like Flash, he can run extremely fast...but he must crap first in order to do so.
Calvin aka Invisible Hotness - He's just invisible in this entire video, until the end.
let's do this.
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Words to Sing-A-Long
Do you know me?
No, no you don't so get to know me straight
Who knows me?
I don't know but you like me right? (YES I DO!)
Do you know me?
No, no you don't so get to know me straight
Who knows me?
I don't know but you like me right? (HUMAN PLANT TIME!)
Drip drop drip, water on my caramel skin
And when there's trouble I'm the only way to win
No kicks, no punches all I need is water
I pour it on myself and make you shudder
Don't give me a knife, don't give me a gun
Just give me that H2O from your cup, son
I'm like a raindrop, from the top, looking down on the spot
Staying fly all the time villains now it's your goodbye
So that's who I am and that's who I be
Just like a plant you got to water me
And I'll grow, grow into your biggest nightmare (or maybe a dream...)
But not the wet one if you know what I mean
So splish-splash patty-whack give a dog a bone
With water on me you know I'm going to own
So what's my secret weapon? I'm the only one who knows
Stand back, get me wet and watch me pose
They call me Bank Loan; check out my superpower
Write up them nasty loans everyday, every hour
Got my suitcase, my papers, my Armani suit
Your credit score is bad, I'm going to give you the boot
No costumes, no weapons, I don't need no water
Check out my bank loans it'll make you hotter
Got an X on my chest and it ain't for no reason
Loans in record time got all the ladies pleasing
L to the O to the A-N-S
All them other loans are a financial mess
Be smart, not stupid, just stick with me
Best part about it is I'm interest free
When I step onto the scene you got to be prepared
I got so much money you'll be running scared
Ladies and gentlemen have no fear
Read the terms of agreement and sign right here
I'm Speedy Poo, and I'll save you
Just give me a moment while I go number two
I can outrun the Flash but there is a catch
I'll be sitting on the toilet before I meet my match
I can run around the world in less than one minute
Distance and time don't factor my limit
Hard or wet it goes down the same
And once you face me, you'll know me by name
"Speed" to the "y" to the "p" double "oo"
I crap like I rhyme I always flow
Don't give me that crap; I already got mine
I'll be speeding so fast that you'll give me a fine
And when it gets serious, you'll be a little curious
Because I'll be running to POTTY
Mach 1 mach 2 mach 3 mach 4
Poops done, time to run, now I'm out the door
So now you can see that we're heroes
And when you're in trouble think of us, you know where to go
Human Plant, Speedy Poo, Bank Loan, it's all for you!
I'll save you; it's fine by me
So now you can see we're no average Joes
We're kind of special, didn't you know?
Human Plant, Speedy Poo, Bank Loan, it's all for you!
I'll save you; it's fine by me
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