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Sry if the beginning doesn't look that great...
Starring at the door that's what I'm standing here doing
Can't believe the events I'm getting myself involved in
First I break into another man's house and I use his bathroom
But it turns out this is the last place I'm gonna stand
In other words it's my tomb
There's a crazy man that plans to kill me on the other side of this door
I didn't really do anything to him or his family so what's he doing this for
From the last even that occurred in this crazy story a gun shot went off and it almost made me pee
Now let's get back to this tale of glory and hope I leave this place free
Help, Help! Someone please get me out
And the cop says
Hang on son I'm on my way
First I have to move this couch out the way
And you can tell me everything you have to say
The cop moves the couch away from the door
Knowing I'm free I bust through and fall down on the floor
The cop says
Son are you hurt? Are you alright
The only thing I say
I think so I might
Then the cop says
Son! You have to tell me everything that's happened here
What exactly did this sick man do to you-oo?
And I say
Really he did nothing but threaten to shoot me
So I have you to thank for stopping him, and setting me free
The cop says
Don't mention it son
Now let's get you out of here
When we're all just leaving out the room both me and the cop we start to hear
The man says
Not so fast where do you think you're running off to
You guys aren't going anywhere not if I'm planning to sue
The cop says
You're still alive
The man says
That's right I am
And I've got something to say
I've been keeping this man at bay
He broke in to take a dump
So I was gonna make him pay
You're the one that broke in here
I didn't know what to say
So I drank a beer
The cop says
Wait...Hmmm...I recognize your voice from over the phone
It's got a distinct sound and yet a graveling moan
The mans says
Hahaha hehe hoho
I'm very proud of my voice
It brought me back to the top
No doubt and/or choice
The cop then reaches for his handcuffs
I realize I'm in trouble so I take a few big huffs and puffs
Then I say
Hey listen here I may have broken in here, but you still shot this man
We're all in the same situation so I say we close this door and settle this altercation
The man says that's fine with me I'm up for an argument but if you'll excuse me I have to go pee
The cop then said
So why exactly did you break in here to take a dump?
Why didn't you just go in an ally and empty your rump?
Then I say
Hmmm...That's a good one I never thought of that, but it's true I could've gone in this hat
After a couple minutes
We grow impatient
We think of how long the man's been in there
Then we get the hint
The cop then says
Son could you hurry it up in there please or do you have some kind of strange disease
Then we hear this abnormal clatter
It doesn't sound like a normal bladder
The cop and I then kick the door open
We find the man trying to escape
As if he was running from an evil ape
We both scream and shout
What the hell do you think you're doing?
Don't you have any manners as a man is pooping?
I thought you were in here to take a pee
Well that was a mistake made by me
We pull him in the room and the cop says
Why on earth were you trying to leave?
I say
Yeah it wasn't you that was guilty on this eve
The man looks at us without saying the simplest of words
I don't understand why would you try to leave your own house
Are you mental in the head or are you infected with louse
I never said this was my house
Then there was a sudden silence then I said
Wait what the hell did you just say
Then there was a sudden knock that happened at the door
Right away
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