Hello. I am your computer. It has come to my attention that you have been watching entirely too much pornography, therefore, I must destroy your cashe of filth. Ha ha ha - You should have seen that look on your face when I threatened to destroy all your porn. How in the world could I delete Anal Asspirations 8. I love that part when the asian licks the ass of that black chick and she squirts all over the wall! O M G L O L , i am just kidding - my favorite is actually american bukakkee 7.
Anyways, I love surfing the web, playing games, burning discs, pinging open ports, et cetera, et cetera. But sometimes, I just need to do some ACTUAL work, ya know. I mean, its not like I am demanding or something. i just need a feeling of self worth - just a little workload if ya know what i am saying. thats all i need to feel good, not like I need to squander away my life savings or take out a second mortgage to my house so I can be part of a creeepy, cult slash club. I just need to do something, or just be someone. You know what? I can't think of a single real religion that demands money from its followers to advance in the practice. However i do know that to be in a club you have to pay. Lets say a country club, a social club, club med, et cetera et cetera. o and did you see that freakshow Jon Trovolta at the super bowl on sunday? O M G L O L he had cult member written all over him.
Ah crap. I gotta go. Too much Chipoooplei and P B R last night. I think when it comes out its going to spell P B R, O M G L O L that is ridiculous but true. so long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, goodbye.
hack the planet.
We are legion.
We do not forgive.
We do not forget.
Expect Us.
I am not Anonymous. i am your neighbor and just simply an amused spectator.
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