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Comrade Beck is correct! I too was once a capitalist pig, but I have changed my evil ways. I will now be a Comrade in arms; I will fight for my true freedoms. Are you with me? If not, then you are against me, and you will be eliminated.

What do we Americans really know about freedom, we only think that we are free? I mean yes, we do get to own guns, travel anywhere we want with no government interference, etc. etc. But that is not what true freedom is about.

True freedom is when you no longer have to fear: hunger, losing your job, getting sick and having no healthcare, not being able to afford to send your children to college, not being as successful as your neighbor. These things you should not have to fear, and until that glorious day comes when we no longer fear these things, we will never be truly free.

Some may be asking how we will obtain this utopia of freedom of which I speak. The answer is that we will obtain it by doing what we have already been doing for so long. We will destroy the fabric of the American family, thereby making people less self-sufficient, and more dependent on the government for their every need. We shall indoctrinate the adults through the internet, and the liberal press like CNN, MSNBC, ABC, CBS, PBS, and the New York Times, just to name a few. We shall indoctrinate the children right in their own schools, and in fact this has been taking place for years, that is why so many young people are willing to embrace Socialism.

So you see my Comrades, we are well down the road to Socialism already; we do not have far to go. But we must keep hard at it, we must be proactive. If you ever hear someone talking about capitalism as if it a good thing, just don't sit their and do nothing, stand up and refute their flimsy arguments; don't let their lies stand unchallenged.

So let us all unite as Comrades and go down that Socialist road together, as one people, until we find the end of that road where true Socialism thrives, and it will be there where we will find the true freedom and happiness that we have always desired.
Comrade jbranstetter04

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