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I'm not sure of Parker's age, he's either 14 or 15. Despite his deep voice, he's barely pubescent, as you can tell by his hairless underarms. Parker was actually born in 1998, making his real age to be 10 y/o, but the writers artificially aged him, just a they did with Luke. Luke was born in 1995, making him 13. The writers aged him to 9 y/o in 2001, and then 15 y/o in 2005. Van took over in 2006. The older age allowed Luke to do more things without being censored (yet he still hasn't had sex!). Brad's daughter Liberty (by Janet, the woman who cooked breakfast for Nuke) is older at 16.

Okay, so the title is an exaggeration. We don't know if Parker and Liberty actually went through with it. We'll find out tomorrow.

BTW, I think the actress who play Janet would be a much better Lily than Noelle Beck. She exudes both maternal warmth and sensuality. Beck has yet to be motherly like the old Lily (although she came close in the Luke Snyder Foundation scene). I criticized ATWT for introducing both Janet and the new Lily on the same day since they looked somewhat familiar.

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