HERE IT IS, THE FINAL CHAPTER of our biggest project so far.
TRT is about 24 minutes, good enough for a half-hour TV special! Two more NextG projects await you in the near future, so stay tuned...
THE FINAL SET OF KEYWORDS: GEICO, Gecko, Cavemen, humming, We all do dumb things. Paying too much for car insurance doesn't have to be one of them. Max Headroom, WTTW, Chicago, Max Headroom pirating incident, Illinois, television, Comi Color, ComiColor, cartoon, cartoons, Ub Iwerks, The Brave Tin Soldier, poor tin soldier, And all free today, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, United Artists, MGM, Metro Goldwyn Mayer, on your ass, toymaker, Hammering away at his desk all day sits a toymaker working on his toys / Soldiers bright and neat, now the set's almost complete, so to bring lots of fun to little boys (Butt Cream!) / Careful Mr. Toymaker (fart), careful, please, I beg / Oh, now you dropped a soldier, can't you see you broke his leg? / Into the basket the poor tin soldier goes / The toymaker is sleepy, leaves his seat to dream and doze / Tick, tock, tick, tock... HBO streaks, HBO in Space, Snoopy, Peanuts, a flaw, court, toy courtroom, Order in the Court! Order in the Court! Full Metal Jacket, FMJ, Warner Bros., WB, FBI Warning, red letters, What is that, Private Pyle?! Sir, a jelly doughnut sustained! (Objection sustained.) Well, you little maggot! You make me wanna vomit! (Objection overruled.) Were you born a fat, slimy scumbag?! (Give him a fair trial, and then we'll shoot him.) Spare him! Spare him! Bah! Execute him! Execute him! Execute him! (On your ass!) Ten-hut! (Attention!) P-O-S-H (Posh) Jungle Drums, Superman, Public Domain, Kumbalah! I'm sick of this fool masquerade. I should be glad when I'm finished with my work here. Tim Mahoney, Tim Mahoney's company censured for failure to supervise employee involved in a stock manipulation scheme, SEC Administrative Proceeding, File No. 3-11895, $50,000 Penalty, Coughing, Come Fly with Me, Frank Sinatra, Capitol Records, EMI, Nissan, Cash Back, 1987, Nutcracker, Nuts, OR, That's nuts! Cymblas crash, Gina D's Kids Club, Raven Moon Entertainment, B.S. tarts! And Ass creams! Oh, I just made a giant masterpiece for all the Greatest World Newspaper nerds! (WGN), snoring, Bye-bye! Well that seems to be all we have time for tonight unless anyone has anything else to say. (Monty Python's Flying Circus) Has anyone anything else to say? No. Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, Michael Richards, Cosmo Kramer, Castle Rock Entertainment, Sony, Sony Pictures Television, Gumby, Gumbies, Bloody fairy, Mark Foley, Beep! No, of course not. What do we mean by "No?" What do we mean by "Yes?" What do we mean by "No, no, no?" Tonight's "Spectrum" answers the hard question of "What is No..." 16-ton weight! Sixteen tons (16 tons!) what do you get? Another day older and deeper in debt. Are we finished? Done. This is the silliest sketch I've ever been in. Shall we stop it? All right. [laughter and applause] THE END! (phew)
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