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http://spaceshipexcellent.com This translation of the second Presidential Debate was discovered on the same frequency as the regularly scheduled Spaceship Excellent transmissions.
MCCAIN:
Americans are angry and fearful I bet,
Our children inherit our 10 trillion dollar debt.
I know how to fix it, it's not too late,
The government should buy the sub-prime real-estate,
An ending to over-extending the lending.
Stabilize homes so we can stabilize spending.
Fanny and Freddie were the match to the fuse,
Some of us bought it, some called it a ruse.

OBAMA:
Your history is innaccurate, check your facts again,
It was me who warned Paulson and Bernake, then.
Two years ago, I wrote a letter, mine.
Posing the problems with lending sub-prime.

MCCAIN:
I too wrote a letter that you didn't sign.
While Fanny and Freddie were paying you fine.

OBAMA:
Fine, finger-pointing? This is disappointing,
Lets get back to the issues we're unwinding.
Our money's in trouble, out debt has now doubled,
Our only way out will involve some cutting.
We will not mortgage our children's future.
Cut with a scalpal, and heal with a suture.

MCCAIN:
The system of washington is broken, I warned her,
I am a maverick consistent reformer.
If we need a freeze on our spending, I'll end this,
And only dispense for our vital defenses.

OBAMA:
You think I talk loud, and without a plan,
This from the man who sang "Bomb Bomb Iran"?
Is that your plan? To talk with a gun?
The straight-talk express lost a wheel on that one.

MCCAIN:
I'm going to bring home our troops victorious,
You would have left when we lost, you're a wuss.
We can not leave and destroy our reputation,
Or our position in the world as a nation.

OBAMA:
This is what you say now, look at what you said-then
Iraq had nothing to do with 9-11.
This war was a mistake on MCCain's judgement.
It carves 10 Billion a month from our budget.
The same judgement that spoke de-regulation.
Wall street is the resulting situation.
Not to mention the main street residents.
While you cheer-lead for the president.
We need fundamental change, right now.
That's why I'm running this race, so people find out.
that We live in the greatest country to live in,
I'm here because of opportunities America has given.

MCCAIN:
A pork barrel spender, and earmark acceptor,
You signed for a 3 million dollar projector.
There's threats to this country, and who will protect her?
A vet or a man who fights well in lectures?
It's been my greatest honor to serve the United States.

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