The first real-life feature film about a group of friends who use any means necessary to blag and sneak their way into Film Premieres, A-list After-Parties, VIP launches, Award Bashes and Private shows. The movie crosses the globe as the viewer is shown how their covert lifestyle guide and instruction manual works. A step-by-step guide to a life where money does grow on trees......
On their travels they meet a host of stars as they go in search of the holy grail of TV production; 'The Drunken Celebrity Interview' behind the scenes and red tape.
Featuring: Jack Black, Ben Stiller, Coolio, Beyonce, Quinten Tarrentino, Samuel L Jackson, Brad Pitt, Johnny Depp, Ron Jeremy, Jenna Jameson, Britney Spears, Pink, Owen Wilson, Hugh Hefner, Billy Zane, Bam Margera, Steve Mcqueen, Paris Hilton, Jesus and many more....
Learn the tactics, learn how its done from an arsenal of primed field assault techniques......
Starting at the Monaco Gran Prix in 2004 when the team were on set filming their cult TV series , MTV Blag!
The film starts off with unseen behind the scenes footage and insights into the secret field techniques employed to enter these exclusive events and secret field locations where most of the A-list stars where targeted.
However, as their new lifestyle of swigging Crystal and stealing goodie bags gets mundane; Jack Lomax decides to push the possibilities of where their new blagging lifestyle, to which they have become so accustomed, can take them.
After some quick online field investigations of haunted castles in Holland, a secluded location was soon chosen and the boys head off in full Ghostbusting equipment.
On arrival we realize Jack's original probing has caused a bit of a stir in the remote village as Local Dutch TV and Radio turn up to greet the make believe.
After some bull-shit interviews and knocking on walls the ghostbusters are invited back for a nights stay to carry on their findings in full glaze of the excited Dutch TV crew.
After an awkward situation sitting in darkness the ghostbusters break out in laughter blowing their cover.
On the launch of the MTV series the film fast forwards 4 years....to find Tim and Anouska the talent in the original show, living together broke. Also anouska suffers a mental breakdown surviving from coins they find behind sofas that have been thrown out in their local area;
its time to make a lifestyle move and create;
'The Lords of Gas'.
On speaking to Benny Balloon it is decided that a quick source of money to help with post-production would be to sell laughing gas at 'The Secret Garden' and 'Bestival'. We flash back to Israel, The Dead Sea, 2000 and the second coming of Jesus.
Tim meets Jesus who has come to earth to cure mankind of it's failures and to bring peace and love back to the world again in the form of a laughing gas canister. Tim is recruited as one of his disciplines as they start giving out balloons to The youth generation in Tel-Aviv. All is going well until but like 200 years before they are arrested and Tim has to flee back to the UK and a time where the film starts.
It's now January 2008, after a successful summer selling N20 gas balloons, the blag team have raised enough money to start editing the film with the new found funds being spent on voice-overs and special effects. There is also just enough left in the kitty to fund a trip; The Sundance Film Festival, where they hope to sell their film.
After following 50 Cent's entourage to enter The World famous; 'HarryO's' where all the celebs go for 'Chefdance', they meet DJ extraordinaire; 'Paul Oakenfold'. Paul invites them back to his hotel for an after party where, after a heavy night partying, they show him 'The Lords of Gas' Movie Trailer. Paul likes what he sees and promises to help them with the Movie Soundtrack. (Thanks Paul!).
The week seems to be going well, they meet Dennis Hopper, Sharon Stone, Charlize Theron, Morgan Spurlock and Macy Grey all who give them tips on how to sell their movie.
It's the end of the week, due to excess partying, they've only just managed to upload the new website, www.paradisepicturesmovies.com and start postering. Late on the last day of teh festival night they create a YouTube account to upload their Movie Trailer and new clips from Sundance in order to show presective buyers and forward to movie exes. So this is where we are right now uploading our film trailer and filling out this description....not knowing what lies ahead and what will become of 'The Lords of Gas'...The universe will decide....we are in good hands.....Thankyou for getting this far...
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